Can you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?

I'm thinking of something along the lines of:

1) Sampdoria scored a goal, what a disgrace to football, how dare they play like that?

2) Sampdoria's goalkeeper was excellent and made some decisive saves, what a disgrace to football, how dare he not allow my team to score?

3) Sampdoria's defense was top notch and compact, what a disgrace to football, how dare they have such excellent defense?



Any more you can think of please?Can you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?J Cesar saw how amazingly hawt Pazzini is and knew that he had to allow the goal.Can you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?
LMAO...

Sampdoria played defense and offense and they SCORED...



Inter vs Barcelona parked the bus after halftime...Can you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?the biggest joke in this question is that ur actually comparin inter to barcelona LMFAOCan you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?
omg santa is back.Can you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?''Mourinho didn't want to win, he outsmarted Sampdoria's coach by losing the game.''







LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



btw you should watch Malaga vs Barca and you will see how a middle table club can cancel out or best players WITHOUT parking the bus... I hope Mourinho is not watching the game because Malaga's coach is doing much better job that he did.Can you help me come up with some Barca-Style excuses for Inter's loss today?
4) Its a disgrace to football that they defended

5) Its a effing disgrace

6) They had a penalty its a effing disgrace *he said that in front of the camera*