Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?

It's those darn Fundies and the outmoded rules about bestiality!Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?I often ask the PETA types, if humans were a foot tall and walking around aimlessly, and chickens were 6 feet tall, would the chickens harvest the humans for food? Suffice to say I'm lucky if I get a puzzled look, par for the course to get an ad hominem zinger back. Hey I love animals as much as the next guy, I give a lot of money to my local humane society, but I'm not going to live in a make believe world. If the PETA types really believed their own bullshit they would head to the Serengiti plain and slaughter all of the predatory animals for depriving the prey animals of their rights. And if they did so they would end up with a bunch of prey animals starving and suffering a horrible death.Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?
I assume you are trying to say that homosexuals are not human beings and should not be treated as citizens even though they were born here. I will only assume that because you are trying to link bestiality to gay marriage.

If that is the case then you really need to rethink calling yourself American, because you are far from it.Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?No. Why? Because an animal can't sign a legal marriage document.
Why is it only Christians come to this argument? Notice you're the one thinking about animal sex, not me.Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?No, we have enough sheep like people as it is.Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?
Are you saying you want to be able to marry monkeys?
animals can vote... how do you think barry and michelle got married?Animals are our equals, isn't it time to end the restrictions against inter species marriage?
I know. The time has come. I can`t stand looking at my pets, loving them, but knowing I can never marry them.